The mystery roach be approachin'
The mystery roach be approachin' me
La La La La La La La, Oof!
The mystery roach be approachin'
The mystery roach be approachin' me

How long? How long? Till that mystery roach been gone
Ya-ooo Ya-ooo Ya-ooo Ya-ooo

The mystery roach be approachin'
The mystery roach be approachin' me
La La La La La La La, Oof!
The mystery roach be approachin'
The mystery roach be approachin' me

Mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery,
mystery, mystery, mystery, mystery, roach!

WAIT A MINUTE! STOP THE MUSIC!
PLEASE ... HOLD IT! WAIT A MINUTE!
WHAT ARE WE SINGING ABOUT? mystery roach?
WE MUST BE FLIPPING OUT ...