Truck Driver Divorce
(performance from Them or Us)
 
Truck driver divorce!
It's very sad
(Steel guitars
Usually weep all over it)
 
The bold & intelligent
MASTERS OF THE ROAD,
With their Secret Language,
And their GIANT
OVER-SIZED
MECHANICAL
TRANS-CONTINENTIAL
HOBBY-HORSE!
 
Truck driver divorce!
It's very sad!
Oh the wife!
Oh the kids!
Oh the waitress!
Oh the drive all night!
 
Sometimes when you get home
Some ugly lookin' son-of-a-bitch
Is tryin' to pooch yer
HOME-TOWN SWEETHEART!
 
Oh, go ride the bull!
Oh, go ride the bull!
Make it go up 'n' down
'N' when you fall off,
You can eat the mattress!
 
TRUCK DRIVER DIVORCE!
IT'S VERY SAD!
Bust yer ass
To deliver some string beans
Deliver some string beans
Deliver some string beans
To
UTAH!