The grand wazoo
(performance from The lost episodes)
 
You might think my head is funny, but I don't.
I'm the Grand Wazoo.
Keeper of the mystic scrolls. And rolls... of parchment from the lodge.
And I'm a Veteran.
Every day on coffee break at the hardware store, I tell Fred
What to expect because we play pranks during the... initiation.
I'm the Grand Wazoo.
I'm the Grand Wazoo.
I'm the Grand Wazoo.
I'm the Grand Wazoo, from the hardware store.
Fuck you if you don't like my hat.