Room service
(performance from You can't do that on stage anymore, vol. 2)
 
Hallo! Hello!
 
Hello!
Is this room service?
Hello?
 
Hallo?
 
Is this room service at the Hotel Leningrad?
 
Oh, Oh, Oh, Jawohl!
What would you like...?
Yeas, this is room service
 
Look here, buddy
 
Yes, what would you like?
 
Oh, I'm so hungry!
You know, when you're a tourist and everything
And you travel around, you know
Going to all the neat little shops
 
Ten Marks, costs you ten Marks
 
I'm so hungry!
 
This call is going to cost you ten Marks
You got to understand that in the in the front
 
Look here
 
Everything costs ten Marks
 
Ivan, listen
 
Ivan, that's me
Jawohl
 
Look
You're going to sleep
You're going to sleep
I am so hungry
Can you bring me something to eat right away?
 
Bouillia... Bouilliabai?
 
No bouilliabai
 
Bouilliabai?
 
No boogie-a-bay
 
How's about boogie-the-bay?
 
No boogie-woogie-the-bay
 
How's about a fishie with the eye fallin' out?
 
Fish with...? Hey, that sounds delicious!
Send me some fish with the eyes falling out
 
How about a little sand over it?
That'll make it...
 
Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish
 
That be ten Marks
 
Do you have a sand-fish here?
 
Sand-fishie?
The eye's ten Marks
The fishie is forty
 
Hey!
Hey, listen!
 
Jawohl!
 
The people in your country certainly are charming
You know where I can get some pussy?
 
Ah...
 
Never mind, look
 
This is very, this is very respectable hotel, you understand
 
Just send me up...
 
You tell to bring pussy in here?
We spray you with mace!
 
Oh, well...
 
Right in the face!
 
Oh, well...
 
You don't bring no pussy in this hotel!
 
Ahhah, okay...
 
Who do you think we are anyway?
 
Well, I guess you told me...
 
Are you a Christian?
 
Am I... Yeah, I'm a Christian, sure!
 
Isn't everyone?
Ah, okay, you can bring...
Well you can bring some pussy in here if you're a Christian
That's a difference...
 
Sure, if I'm a Christian that means I get some pussy, right?
 
That's right, that's cool, if you're a Christian
 
Okay
 
You also get bouilliabai with it
 
Yeah, hey, great!
Look...
 
And the fish with the eye fallin' out
 
I want you to send me some pussy
 
One pussy
 
Some fish with the eyes falling out
 
One fish with the eye falling out
 
Some bouilliabai
 
Some bouilliabai
 
And a bible
 
And a what?
 
And a Giddeon bible
 
And a Giddeon bible?
Okay, we also bring you the Finnian bible
 
The Phoenician bible?
 
No, the Finnian bible, to go with the Giddeon bible
 
The Finnian bible
 
The Finnian and the Giddeon go together here
 
This is a terrible connection,
I can hardly hear you
But look, buddy,
Can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry?
I'm so hungry
 
We shall send it up by the Southern Pacific Railroad
 
Fast ah?
 
That is very fast
So fast you can never know
..........
 
Cape Cape Cape Kansas
Cape Cape Cape Kansas
Cape Cape Cape Kansas
Cape Cape Cape Kansas
 
You will also like to have a little visit
 
Hello, hello, hello
Room service?
 
Hallo?
 
Hey buddy!
 
You did not get your order?
 
No, listen, it's a...
 
You were not pleased with the pussy?
 
You don't like Americans very much here, do you?
 
Oh, you American! That'll be twenty Marks!
 
Yeah, twenty... right
Well, I don't care how much it costs, you know,
Just get it up to my room in a hurry because I'm so hungry
 
Well, you have to understand
If we didn't bring it up there too fast
It's probably because of the... the long summer that we had here,
You see
 
You had a long summer and that's why...?
 
We had a very long summer, about that fast
 
Heh heh
 
That's how long it was, like that
 
Now listen!
 
Wait a minute!
 
You get that food to my room right away
 
Room number?
 
Or I'm gonna call the American embassy
 
What?
 
You mean what am I going to call them?
 
Why?
 
I'm going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers
That's what I'm gonna call them
 
Well I know who's gonna bring it up to you right away
 
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis