Plastic People
(performance from Absolutely Free)
 
Ladies and Gentlemen...
The President of the United States!
"Fella Americans...Doot, Doot, Doot..."
He's been sick!--Doot! Doot!
And I think his wife is gonna bring him
Some chicken soap
 
Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag
 
I know it's hard to defend an unpopular policy
Every once in a while--
 
Plastic people!
Oh baby, now you're such a drag
 
And there's this guy from the CIA he's creepin'
Around Laurel Canyon
 
A fine little girl
She waits for me
She's as plastic
As she can be
She paints her face
With plastic goo
And wrecks her hair
With some shampoo
 
Plastic people
Oh baby, now you're such a drag
 
"I dunno...sometimes I just get tired
Of ya honey--it's...ah..your
Hair spray...or something..."

Plastic people
Oh baby, now you're such a drag
 
"I hear the sound of marching feet...
down Sunset Boulevard to Crescent Heights
...and there...at Pandora's box...
We are confronted with...a vast
Quantity of...Plastic people..."
 
Take a day
And walk around
Watch the Nazi's
Run your town
Then go home
And check yourself
You think we're singing
'Bout someone else
 
But you're Plastic people
Oh Baby, now you're such a drag
 
Me see a neon
Moon above
I searched for years
I found no love
I'm sure that love
Will never be
A product of Plasticity
A product of Plasticity
 
PLASTIC, PLASTIC PEOPLE--PLA-HA-HA-HA
HA-PLASTIC--You are--your foot--your hair
--your nose--your arms--you suck--you love
--you are--your being is--you're plastic--blah
--blah--blah--blah plastic Peoples
-A prune is not a vegetable
--cabbage is a vegetable; makes it O.K.
--plastic people--plastic People
--you dream about...you think about...you eat
...you are...Ooo-Hoo-Hoo...
purple prancing--plastic People-
Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Peep!