Be in my video
(performances from Them or Us)
 
Be in my video
Darling, every night
I will rent a cage for you
And mi-j-i-nits dressed in white
(teeny-little-tiny-little . . . )
 
Twirl around in a lap dissolve
Pretend to sing the words
I'll rent a gleaming limoisine;
Release a flock of
Ber-herna-herna-herna
Herna-her-nerds
 
Wear a leather collar
And a dagger
I will make you smell the glove
And try to look sincere, then we'll
 
Dance the blues
Let's dance the blues
Let's dance the blues
Under the megawatt moonlight
 
Pretend to be Chinese,
(One-hung-low)
I'll make you wear red shoes
There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion
All the big groups use
 
Atomic light will shine
Through an old venetian blind
Making patterns on your vace
Then it cuts to outer space
 
With its billions & billions & billions & billions and
 
Be in my video
Darling every night
Everyone is cable-land
Will say your 'outa-site'
 
You can show your legs
While you're getting in the car, then
I will look repulsive
While I mangle my guitar
 
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh!
 
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh!
 
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh!
 
Tee-nu-nee - moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee - moo-wah-wah-wah-ooo
 
After all the close up shots
Of you in bondage leather
They'll spray an alley with a hose
And we'll escape tegether, while we
 
Dance de blude agin
Led dance de blude agin
Led dance de blude agin
In de middle o' de alley
 
Let's dance your face
Let's dance your lips
Let's dance your nose
And then we'll dance your sinus
M00-AHHHHHH!